Creek Fish Don't Count & Please Stop with the rod in the mouth pictures

[Oakey]

1.) Fishing in small creeks for browns/steelheads is a joke. They do not fight half as hard and it is like shooting fish in a barrel. From Monday to Wednesday we caught more browns/steelhead from 6-12 lbs then I will probably ever catch in the salmon river. I won't even post pictures unless someone can photoshop me next to a larger body of water. If someone catches a "Trophy" in a creek that you can almost jump across, 5 lbs should immediately be deducted from the weight of the fish.:) I will never brag about a creek caught fish.....too much of an unfair advantage.

2.) Fly rod in the mouth pictures have to stop. They are out of style and people look like fools trying to bite down on the cork of their rods so they can look cool on the internet.

Not trying to stir trouble or be a wise arse....just some observations/thoughts that crossed my mind on the ride home Thursday. :)

[shaggy]

A tributary is a tributary, big fish and small fish alike go into all of them. It is luck of the draw. I agree with the fly rod in the mouth thing.

[FISHON!]

7 posts and you are setting rules for the place.......

[Craydaddy]

Oh man, give me a break!! :yell: This is fishing not a fricken FASHION SHOW!! Let the guys take all the pics they want anyway they want. If you don't like pics like that then don't look at them. :rant:

[shaggy]

Smolt can be sent back to the hatchery.:yell: :bolt: :banplease:

[Flythrower]

1.) Fishing in small creeks for browns/steelheads is a joke. They do not fight half as hard and it is like shooting fish in a barrel. From Monday to Wednesday we caught more browns/steelhead from 6-12 lbs then I will probably ever catch in the salmon river. I won't even post pictures unless someone can photoshop me next to a larger body of water. If someone catches a "Trophy" in a creek that you can almost jump across, 5 lbs should immediately be deducted from the weight of the fish.:) I will never brag about a creek caught fish.....too much of an unfair advantage.

2.) Fly rod in the mouth pictures have to stop. They are out of style and people look like fools trying to bite down on the cork of their rods so they can look cool on the internet.

Not trying to stir trouble or be a wise arse....just some observations/thoughts that crossed my mind on the ride home Thursday. :):sucks: :sucks:



Cmon man!!, a fish is a fish, not matter what body of water you got it in. If you are SNAGGING them in a small stream it is unfair, but if you are seriously fishing for them in a small stream what is the big deal.

I am actually glad you don't enjoy fishing the small streams because that means one less person on these streams.

Banner your "Big Water" steelhead and I will Banner my "small water" steelhead...

So what would you suggest is the proper way to pose with a fish??

[hizzy19]

Stay in Jersey...

[shaggy]

:sucks: :sucks:



Cmon man!!, a fish is a fish, not matter what body of water you got it in. If you are SNAGGING them in a small stream it is unfair, but if you are seriously fishing for them in a small stream what is the big deal.

I am actually glad you don't enjoy fishing the small streams because that means one less person on these streams.

Banner your "Big Water" steelhead and I will Banner my "small water" steelhead...

So what would you suggest is the proper way to pose with a fish??

:argue: :slap:

[Oakey]

This is heading in the wrong direction. Maybe I do not understand internet protocol, but I thought the smile faces would let everyone know that I was just busting stones.

Like I said.....I am not trying to be a wise arse.

[shaggy]

This is heading in the wrong direction. Maybe I do not understand internet protocol, but I thought the smile faces would let everyone know that I was just busting stones.

Like I said.....I am not trying to be a wise arse.

We are all breaking stones too, no hurt feelings here, I think for the most part we have nothing better to do than criticize each other.:blah: :p :D :D :)

[Snagger]

First off, I agree with Hizzy, Stay in Jersey. You give all the good people from there that enjoy this area a bad name. If creek fishing is such a joke, why did you subject yourself to it for 3 days? Or did it take you that long to actually catch a fish there? Maybe we can get one of the Pro's here to photoshop a few real fisherman with rods in thier mouths holding a beautiful fish, wearing an I'm with Stupid T-Shirt with an arrow pointing at you standing in middle. I doubt I will be the one and only person, who may find fault with your Obvoiusly well thought out Post:confused:. May you get jockitch and a hangnail. :crackup:

[Catmandu]

So I guess your saying that you slammed them in some small creeks earlier this week. WOW. You did good one trip and now your head swelled! Or, did you dunk your camera and couldnt get pics??

[TommyL4]

Jersey = the armpit of America..........stinky!

[flemdawg]

Next time i'll just hold the rod, and put the fish in my mouth. Will that be better

[JWicky]

I was going to write something about all you guys wishing you could put your rods in your mouth (dog envy) and that I wouldn't because my rod would just taste like :fish: but decided I'm way to classy for that. :D :D :D :D :drunks:

[Oakey]

snagger: good one. if you drive a truck that has the license plate bearing the same name we actually exchanged pleasantries at fat nancy's one afternoon.

the hatred towards Jersey makes me chuckle......please keep the NJ insults coming. I will be sure to laugh at you guys when you visit the beach in cut off jeans, flanels, tube socks and work boots. :)

seriously though....once again...I was just kidding around. I enjoy everything that has to do with the Lake Ontario region. I just saw alot of cowboy bravado at some smaller creeks this week that made me laugh and I thought it would be fun to put up a hack post. If it truly insulted anyone then I apologize.

[Flythrower]

snagger: good one. if you drive a truck that has the license plate bearing the same name we actually exchanged pleasantries at fat nancy's one afternoon.

the hatred towards Jersey makes me chuckle......please keep the NJ insults coming. I will be sure to laugh at you guys when you visit the beach in cut off jeans, flanels, tube socks and work boots. :)

seriously though....once again...I was just kidding around. I enjoy everything that has to do with the Lake Ontario region. I just saw alot of cowboy bravado at some smaller creeks this week that made me laugh and I thought it would be fun to put up a hack post. If it truly insulted anyone then I apologize.


Welcome to the club...you will fit right in..:fear: :wave: kewlfshn

[shaggy]

Can I have a cigarette or a chew in my mouth:laugh: :banplease:

[Glo Bug]

1.) Fishing in small creeks for browns/steelheads is a joke. They do not fight half as hard and it is like shooting fish in a barrel. From Monday to Wednesday we caught more browns/steelhead from 6-12 lbs then I will probably ever catch in the salmon river. I won't even post pictures unless someone can photoshop me next to a larger body of water. If someone catches a "Trophy" in a creek that you can almost jump across, 5 lbs should immediately be deducted from the weight of the fish.:) I will never brag about a creek caught fish.....too much of an unfair advantage.

2.) Fly rod in the mouth pictures have to stop. They are out of style and people look like fools trying to bite down on the cork of their rods so they can look cool on the internet.

Not trying to stir trouble or be a wise arse....just some observations/thoughts that crossed my mind on the ride home Thursday. :)
Oakey,
Nice post, man. I admire your stones. You have stirred up the natives. They get a little sensitive around here.
How about the photos of the beat up mud-sharks or the guys practically raping a small steelhead in the mud while proudly displaying a "Salmon Crazy Steelhead tournament" banner.
Seriously, there is some serious inbreeding going on in that gallery. Funny stuff.

[shaggy]

Oakey,
Nice post, man. I admire your stones. You have stirred up the natives. They get a little sensitive around here.
How about the photos of the beat up mud-sharks or the guys practically raping a small steelhead in the mud while proudly displaying a "Salmon Crazy Steelhead tournament" banner.
Seriously, there is some serious inbreeding going on in that gallery. Funny stuff.

What is inbread, is that like cornbread:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :crackup: :crackup:

[TrOuT-MaN]

lmfao this post is great.

[bigbear]

just lay the rod across the creek, one branch on each side to hold it up
that way we can see your tooth when you smile:p

[Craydaddy]

Oakey,
Nice post, man. I admire your stones. You have stirred up the natives. They get a little sensitive around here.
How about the photos of the beat up mud-sharks or the guys practically raping a small steelhead in the mud while proudly displaying a "Salmon Crazy Steelhead tournament" banner.
Seriously, there is some serious inbreeding going on in that gallery. Funny stuff.


HAND OFF!!! LMFAO!!!! kewlfshn :crackup: :crackup: :drunks:

[TommyL4]

In response to the following said by Oakey:

"the hatred towards Jersey makes me chuckle......please keep the NJ insults coming. I will be sure to laugh at you guys when you visit the beach in cut off jeans, flanels, tube socks and work boots."

-Not everyone in NY dresses like that.....and the Jersey shore isnt anything close to what it use to be....It use to be good....I partied many weekends at XS, Tempts, Bamboo, Neptunes, etc.....Jersey is washed up, Seaside is scum now.

[Oakey]

In response to the following said by Oakey:

"the hatred towards Jersey makes me chuckle......please keep the NJ insults coming. I will be sure to laugh at you guys when you visit the beach in cut off jeans, flanels, tube socks and work boots."

-Not everyone in NY dresses like that.....and the Jersey shore isnt anything close to what it use to be....It use to be good....I partied many weekends at XS, Tempts, Bamboo, Neptunes, etc.....Jersey is washed up, Seaside is scum now.

Tommy,
I was talking more about fishing, surfing etc. I do not think bars make the beach.....maybe for you but looking at the list you mentioned you are one of the guidos that hang down here in the summer. Please tell me you do not shave your armpits and legs like the rest of the jackasses that hang at those bars. For those of you who are not following what I am saying

www.njguido.com

the pictures in this website are taken at the bars he mentions. Tommy, Joey, Mikey, Paulie so freakin' typical. :eek:

[Kinghookjaw]

:blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:

[Junkyard Gypsy]

Look at me I'm from Penciltuckey kewlfshn

[fishyman666]

I happen to think that the man is right,although I'm not quite sure how we could distinguish any two fish caught from large and small tribs...fishing to a "captive audience" is one way of doing it,and fishing the big waters is another...BTW 2400 IS HE-MAN WATER!! Lets cross @ the tail...!!

[Adrenalinerush]

Jersey = the armpit of America..........stinky!

Carefull Tommy boy or I am gonna have to open up a can of whoop *** on ya!:D

[Junkyard Gypsy]

NJ does have 2 very nice cities, NEITHER of which are in the state.

Could never figure out why its free to get into state, but you have to pay to get out :confused:

[TommyL4]

No Oakey im not a guido lol.......just partied hard a few years back and Seaside was the place to be.....I fish, hunt, etc......far from a guido.

[Tiogafishaddict]

Jouisey and ou pu****t togurther.. nice, no im breeding in jersey, especially in the PINE BARONS!;) lol. gawd, and the cities are nice, i got some good money rebuildin parts of camden after the natives decided to burn it down LOL.. ty. and nice polotics in jersey,, lets kill every deer there,, kill em all, oh wait dont kill a bear,, oh wait,, no hunting, oh wait we dont know wtf we are doin!!!!! lol, anyway, so you ripped some fish out of a creek, maybe if you fished for them right and caught them legally you would of enjoyed it more, and you didnt want to hold your rod in your mouth cuz the treble hook might get stuck in your lip right????

I know all about thouse jersey guys,, do as i say not as i do, let me use it all up before you get to it, so i can brag away and then tell you how much fun IT WASNT!!!

[Oakey]

Jouisey and ou pu****t togurther.. nice, no im breeding in jersey, especially in the PINE BARONS!;) lol. gawd, and the cities are nice, i got some good money rebuildin parts of camden after the natives decided to burn it down LOL.. ty. and nice polotics in jersey,, lets kill every deer there,, kill em all, oh wait dont kill a bear,, oh wait,, no hunting, oh wait we dont know wtf we are doin!!!!! lol, anyway, so you ripped some fish out of a creek, maybe if you fished for them right and caught them legally you would of enjoyed it more, and you didnt want to hold your rod in your mouth cuz the treble hook might get stuck in your lip right????

I know all about thouse jersey guys,, do as i say not as i do, let me use it all up before you get to it, so i can brag away and then tell you how much fun IT WASNT!!!


Tioga County....isn't that where the famous Hunting Preserve is...the place where you can shoot an African Lion chained up for 10K....Or shoot a 12 point buck in a 1/2 acre paddock for 3K? Talking about sportsmen....you should be proud of what your area has to offer :rolleyes:

I can only assume that the fish were legal. I was using a float and egg sacs, and all but a few were hooked in the mouth.

[psac]

Tommy,
I was talking more about fishing, surfing etc. I do not think bars make the beach.....maybe for you but looking at the list you mentioned you are one of the guidos that hang down here in the summer. Please tell me you do not shave your armpits and legs like the rest of the jackasses that hang at those bars. For those of you who are not following what I am saying

www.njguido.com

the pictures in this website are taken at the bars he mentions. Tommy, Joey, Mikey, Paulie so freakin' typical. :eek:

Thanks for sharing the link!! If the guys all have monster DD's wearing bikin's, i'm sure glad they shave their pits and legs.... :D

[shotnoyz]

Rod in the mouth, well okay. But I draw the line if you guys start sticking it up your....

[metalslayer]

There aint no kind of rod getting near Slayer's mouth;)

[Eric**]

Both large and small waters have there own set of problems to overcome to be successful. Larger waters may be harder to read, find fish and get your presentation correct but smaller streams especialy when talking steelhead require steath, light tippets and less room for error in presentation.

Either way a legaly caught large fish is a trophy no matter where its taken and trophy means different things to different people.

[ecsteelheader]

Oh man, give me a break!! :yell: This is fishing not a fricken FASHION SHOW!! Let the guys take all the pics they want anyway they want. If you don't like pics like that then don't look at them. :rant:


Amen Craydaddy!!! >))>

[STEEL$$]

Sounds like someone is just as jealous as I am after seeing all the pictures on this site.... :fishing2: :fish: :worthy: :worthy:

[Adrenalinerush]

Holy crap some of you guys take things a little too serious, I think the whole thread was posted half jokingly. Some people have to get their heads out of their arses and lighten up! Jusy my 2 cents!

[Biggie]

all I can say is.......If I want to catch a big fish in a small steam I will:D, Also I'm from Penciltucky and if I want to be a "corksucker" in a photo I will..........there.............:D :D :eek: :sorry: :worthy: :bolt: :bolt:

[ChuckO/357]

five pages of this and no real report to speak of come on lets get back to the real reason this site was started!!!

Fishing reports
Not whiniing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:blah: :blah: :blah:

Get real the facts, just the facts!!!!!!:fish: :fishing2:

[Browntrout5]

five pages of this and no real report to speak of come on lets get back to the real reason this site was started!!!

Fishing reports
Not whiniing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:blah: :blah: :blah:

Get real the facts, just the facts!!!!!!:fish: :fishing2:

We get a thread like this once a month. Coincidentally menstration happens once a month too :sucks:

[ecsteelheader]

five pages of this and no real report to speak of come on lets get back to the real reason this site was started!!!

Fishing reports
Not whiniing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:blah: :blah: :blah:

Get real the facts, just the facts!!!!!!:fish: :fishing2:

Yo Chucko,,, If you havent noticed this is the Discussion forum, Not the Fishing Reports Forum there is a difference between the two...If you dont like it dont read it:D >))>

[wvboy]

You guys are funny. About the rod in mouth thing, well, what i would like to know is how do they balance the rod perfectly across their backs and hold a fish while getting a pic?

[bottomscratcher]

shut up and kiss me .. your hurting my feel goods..... creek or river u got to what u got to do.. wtf the differance......

[Browntrout5]

You guys are funny. About the rod in mouth thing, well, what i would like to know is how do they balance the rod perfectly across their backs and hold a fish while getting a pic?

Usually the guide takes about 10 minutes adjusting the rod on his clients back so that it looks perfect in his report for the day :D :rolleyes:

[metalhead]

1.) Fishing in small creeks for browns/steelheads is a joke. They do not fight half as hard and it is like shooting fish in a barrel. From Monday to Wednesday we caught more browns/steelhead from 6-12 lbs then I will probably ever catch in the salmon river. I won't even post pictures unless someone can photoshop me next to a larger body of water. If someone catches a "Trophy" in a creek that you can almost jump across, 5 lbs should immediately be deducted from the weight of the fish.:) I will never brag about a creek caught fish.....too much of an unfair advantage.

2.) Fly rod in the mouth pictures have to stop. They are out of style and people look like fools trying to bite down on the cork of their rods so they can look cool on the internet.

Not trying to stir trouble or be a wise arse....just some observations/thoughts that crossed my mind on the ride home Thursday. :)

Just shut your mouth and FISH!!! We all enjoy fishing and like talking about it. I fish smaller tribs and larger rivers and enjoy fishing both. Anytime on the water is WAY BETTER than time spent at work.

[Oakey]

Sounds like someone is just as jealous as I am after seeing all the pictures on this site.... :fishing2: :fish: :worthy: :worthy:

please.......picture after picture of 6-10 lb steelhead??? you are right.....I am green with envy. :rolleyes:

[Oncorhynchus]

Can you say "backpedal"?

There is a beach in Jersey?

[Oakey]

Can you say "backpedal"?

There is a beach in Jersey?

not backpedaling.....I just felt bad that I insulted an activity that many on here may enjoy.

Jersey insult was weak so I will not even address it.

[Tempe]

We get a thread like this once a month. Coincidentally menstration happens once a month too :sucks:

Professor BT5, would you care to elaborate further this...is this what you are saying :confused: :

No fishing + No bedroom activities = Menstration + Biotching...........Hmmmmmmm!

LMFAO!!! :D :sucks: