TOPGUN
11-14-2006, 10:59 AM
Tired of seeing emails with cute little smiley's and kind words? Next time send this. The stone cold truth about friendship:
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking
you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I
get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words and tell you what a dumb a$$ you are.
7. When you are sick -- I will repeatedly ask if you want another shot (Tic Tac) of what we drank from the night before.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
9. This is my oath..... ! I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may
ask."because you are my friend."
Friendship is like peeing on your self when you are wearing navy pants,
no one can see it, but you still get a warm feeling.
And remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt
and call me over
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking
you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I
get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words and tell you what a dumb a$$ you are.
7. When you are sick -- I will repeatedly ask if you want another shot (Tic Tac) of what we drank from the night before.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
9. This is my oath..... ! I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may
ask."because you are my friend."
Friendship is like peeing on your self when you are wearing navy pants,
no one can see it, but you still get a warm feeling.
And remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt
and call me over