Get ready boys!!

[Catmandu]

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male
to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit
suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. eastern time all American
women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed
out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is
recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in
front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate
they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show
support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root
out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity.
God bless America.

[bigbear]

lmao
you ain't right:crazy:

[steelheader84]

Now thats some funny s***!!!!!:D :fish: :fishing2: :eek: :steelhead:

[Stonefly]

and for anyone fishing in Pulaski next Saturday at 4pm, well keep on fishing.. You won't miss anything.... :)

[gottum]

that's a GREAT idea!
but I'd stay away from POOL-***-SKY that day~:eek:

Just the thought of seeing the loads around here scares me -:fear:
those images in my brain would make me want to jump off the long bridge-:censored:

[River Rat]

Lmao!!

[LesPaul]

Speechless...:laugh: :laugh:

[Stonefly]

Just the thought of seeing the loads around here scares me -:fear:
those images in my brain would make me want to jump off the long bridge-:censored:

Headline News -

1000's of Salmon fisherman dead after seeing 100's of local women naked Saturday at 4pm. :sorry: :sorry:

[Junkyard Gypsy]

Just the thought of seeing the loads around here scares me -:fear:
those images in my brain would make me want to jump off the long bridge-:censored:

u must be muslim, :laugh:

[Kinghookjaw]

Being a muslim, i gotta say it would probably help get rid of the terrorism if you let a couple of naked ladies roam the streets in the middle east. You know thats the reason why they are so ****ed... they dont get enuff, so they gotta vent their frustration. with that said... you had better be sure its not a pulaski native. that alone could be cause for further terrorist activities for causing so much pain. No offense, but 90% of women in that town could really use a gym membership for xmas.

[Craydaddy]

Being a muslim, i gotta say it would probably help get rid of the terrorism if you let a couple of naked ladies roam the streets in the middle east. You know thats the reason why they are so ****ed... they dont get enuff, so they gotta vent their frustration. with that said... you had better be sure its not a pulaski native. that alone could be cause for further terrorist activities for causing so much pain. No offense, but 90% of women in that town could really use a gym membership for xmas.


LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Whitey]

........and some plastic surgery

[Junkyard Gypsy]

Being a muslim, i gotta say it would probably help get rid of the terrorism if you let a couple of naked ladies roam the streets in the middle east. You know thats the reason why they are so ****ed... they dont get enuff, so they gotta vent their frustration. with that said... you had better be sure its not a pulaski native. that alone could be cause for further terrorist activities for causing so much pain. No offense, but 90% of women in that town could really use a gym membership for xmas.

OMFG LMAO, thats f in funny mo.

[Linescreamer]

Cat you need to post that on a reality TV forum. That way all the women will read it and I'll have a better chance at seeing the HOT MILF that lives down the block :eek: !

Hot chicks in Pulaski?? What happened to the Blonde at Fat Nancy's last year or Amanda from the old Nancy's, Trestle Cafe and Kathy's??

[gottum]

Hot chicks in Pulaski?? What happened to the Blonde at Fat Nancy's last year or Amanda from the old Nancy's, Trestle Cafe and Kathy's??

:confused: u've got to be kidding?
2 or 3 out of 1000s:crazy:
in POOL-A$$-SKY we have a saying -
u don't lose ur girlfriend-
u just lose ur turn in line:eek:

[lakeside41]

That is great

[lakeside41]

You guys are killing me! Thanks for bringing a smile to my face when I am not on the river.

[Eric**]

This might be the funniest thread I ever read anywhere!!!!!

:D :D :D

[shaggy]

:confused: u've got to be kidding?
2 or 3 out of 1000s:crazy:
in POOL-A$$-SKY we have a saying -
u don't lose ur girlfriend-
u just lose ur turn in line:eek:

They have that same saying in Alaska.:)

[metalslayer]

Why only a 6 pack:censored:???????

[bellyporker]

it definately must be something in the water around here. Cat you are the man!