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[Tempe]

It’s kind of slow in here…guess it’s that time of year. Anyway, to pass the time thought I would throw out a mindless post to stimulate conversation for those that frequent daily.

I feel like that Mike Meyers character, I think it was Linda from SNL…Favorite Character’s Movie lines, name the Character, Actor, and the Movie…discuss! :D

[Tempe]

One of my favorite Characters is Bear Claw Chris Lapp, by the late great actor Will Geer, the movie is Jeremiah Johnson. Here are a few of his gems…I forgot just how much I loved this movie, thank you HBO!

“Watch you’re top knot.”

“He says…you fish poorly.”

“Full time night woman? I never could find no tracks on a woman's heart. I packed me a squaw for ten year, Pilgrim. Cheyenne, she were, and the meanest ***** that ever balled for beads. I lodge-poled her at Deadwood Creek, and traded her for a Hawken gun. But don't get me wrong; I loves the womens, I surely do. But I swear, a woman's breast is the hardest rock that the Almighty ever made on this earth, and I can find no sign on it.”

“Elk don't know how many feet a horse has!”

“You're the same dumb pilgrim who's been hearin' for twenty days, and smellin' for three!”

“Paints-His-Shirt speaks English, he just does this to aggravate me.”

“I am Bear Claw Chris Lapp; bloodkin to the grizzer that bit Jim Britcher's a$$! YOU are molesting my hunt!”

[cuz]

Crash Davis (Kevin Costner):

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

From the movie Bull Durham

[Kal9weight]

more Crash..

'From what i hear, you could'nt hit water if you fell out of a f***ing boat'

[hizzy19]

The Dude: I dropped off the money exactly as per... look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new ****, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?
The Big Lebowski: What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
The Dude: I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New **** has come to light! And ****... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?

[Stonefly]

From the scene "Fishing with Cray"

Us watching Cray's float going down the river with him not paying attention to it. Hey Cray Where's your Float??? (as its been under for a few seconds already at this point), "CRAY :scared: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/Paulsguideservice/censored.gif http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/Paulsguideservice/censored.gif http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/Paulsguideservice/censored.gif"..
:laugh: :laugh:

[hizzy19]

Who plays Cray in this movie? One of those strapping young lads from the award winning picture "Brokeback Mountain"? :banplease:

[Craydaddy]

You 2 are not FUNNY!!!!!! :D

[hizzy19]

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[metalhead]

I think Ryan Seichrest would be a good one:eek: :eek: :eek:

[uncle-T]

Not my favorite but a good one

Midnight Run Robert DeNiro telling Charles Grodin

"I only have three words for you" Shut the F___K up!

[Junkyard Gypsy]

I think Ryan Seichrest would be a good one

Naaa, Anthony Anderson:eek: :D .

[chance]

"How badly I wanted to take scalps, but it was not my kill"

Said by One Stab, in the end of " Legends of the Fall" after the corrupt police and politiians were killed.