Snagger
02-09-2006, 04:53 PM
A guy and his girlfriend went to the mountains on a fishing vacation. Every day the guy would go out in the boat and fish, while whe girl enjoyed the sun and read a book. She wasnt into fisning but did enjoy being in the boat. One morning the guy woke up early and went out fishing without her. He came back in around noon and said he was tired and was going to take a nap. She wanted to go out in the boat. He told her go ahead. She took the boat out to the middle of the lake, and shut the motor down. There was a nice breeze that kept the boat slowly moving along. The girl was enjoying herself just getting a tan & reading a book. Along came a game warden who pulls up beside her in his boat. The warden says "Miss I am gonna have to give you a ticket for fishing in a closed area." The girl tells the warden "I'm not fishing I am just reading a book." He looked the boat with all the rods and tackle and says "You think I am actually believe that you werent fishing. You do have all the equipment." Well the girl says"You do that and I am going to have you arrested for rape". The warden says " Why would anyone think I Raped you?" She calmly says " Well you do have all the Equipment."