View Full Version : Altmar lot porta pot
jackstraw11
03-04-2005, 06:45 PM
this is prob the most rediculous thread yet
but i've had a couple of bowel resections last year and the lastest one in december has left me with a bit of a no. 2 dilema
is the pooper still in the lots at the altmar bridge?
i'll be the guy runnin toward them :o
maybe i can carve out a snow terlet?
Steelheader69
03-04-2005, 06:50 PM
Don't feel bad. My Grandpa got Malaria near the end of WWII while fighting in the Phillipines. Went untreated, and for some reason they had to take part of his intestines out (not sure if it was a complication with Malaria or??). But remember having him in my driftboat, and when he'd say "Pull over" I pulled over ASAP! While he was alive, I would have a 5 gallon bucket with a plastic bag liner in it for emergencies in my boat for him. LOL. Makeshift toilet. Now they actually have toilet lids you can put on them now.
JStreamside
03-04-2005, 07:11 PM
Last I knew, there were at least (2) "Blue Lagoons" in the lot below the catch-n-release section. Make sure to wear waders that you can get out of in a hurry!!!
JS
ReininBows
03-04-2005, 09:19 PM
I just go wherever I am, usually just #1 though.....under the bridges are good places lol. And bein a woman I just tell my guides or friends, "face the river!" I have has driftboats go by though lol scwew it! When ya gotta go ya gotta go! 17 below and 3 layers and those damn shoulder straps are difficult though, but it's a fact of life ;) I would always rather go outdoors than a Port-O-Let though.
ecsteelheader
03-04-2005, 11:06 PM
If ur worried about toilets,,get reversible waders :eek: ...lol...>))>
1hookk
03-04-2005, 11:12 PM
no poopers for u guys be a girl takes alot of stuff just to pee
1hookk
03-04-2005, 11:21 PM
hold it like us girls do .....
gman2153
03-05-2005, 10:34 AM
Good Luck with your dilemma Buddy...
Don't let that stop you from enjoying the River...
Just carry TP and hug a tree if need be,,,
I am so proud of the SC members that responded to you....
I was expecting a flurry of wisecracks on this thread, but you got caring helpful reponses..
Can you feel the Love??? :D
metalslayer
03-05-2005, 05:28 PM
I ruined a good Megadeath shirt that way:)
the happy salmon
03-06-2005, 04:44 PM
there are no portas up there now so do what i do.... there is a mini mart right down the street, so when i have to go... i head there in my car. i use the john and then buy a coffee. i figure in this weather the price of a coffee is worth it for a warm seat!!!!! the store owner doesnt mind so i always at least get a coffee and the paper. :D
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